Pretty in Pink: Bent Graduate Glass Toy

Blowfish blogged this lovely clear pink glass toy, the Bent Graduate:

The Bent Graduate is so versatile, it’s sort of like a Swiss Army Knife of sex toys. This pretty pink glass toy has a bent business end, with a slightly phallic-shaped end, which is perfect for getting in there and putting pressure on your G-spot (or p-spot for men). The other end functions as a handle, giving you even more control over how hard (or soft) you press, rub, massage or thump against your sensitive areas. As a handle, the three glass bloops give your fingers something to grip onto (especially when your hands are all lubed up), but veterans of sex-toy play will see those bloops for more than just a handle: Flip the toy around, and you’ve got yourself a perfect little bloop-wand, with three bloops (the widest of which is 1-5/16″ across) to give you that delightful “popping” sensation as they enter (and exit) your body. 

I have a similarly bent glass toy that I must attest is indeed fantastic for G-spot (and P-spot) play. Before getting a curved toy, I had pretty much ignored the idea of G-spot play simply because it’s just too inconvenient, requiring a certain amount of not-quite-comfortable twisting around to get it to work. After listening to a couple episodes of Sex is Fun on the subjects of G-spot play and female ejaculation, I decided to revisit the idea of G-spot play, and quickly discovered the curved glass toy was perfect for this purpose, allowing a perfect angle without any uncomfortable stretching, straining, or twisting.

The Bent Graduate is pretty and has some lovely features, particularly those enticing bloops. This puppy’s going on my holiday wish list. Santa: note how efficiently this fits in a stocking! Spending a little quality time with yourself is a great way to perk up a dragging midlife crisis. Indulging in fantasy is a great way to give your brain a break and will improve your mood. One of the great side effects of orgasms (and laughter) is the release of endorphins, and frequent orgasms may have cardiovascular and prostate health benefits for men. So indulge yourself with a Bent Graduate then bask in the afterglow with a bowl of popcorn and a good comedy.

Note: Blowfish is offering free shipping on orders over $75 through 11/18/2008. If you miss this special, check the Blowfish homepage for new sales and specials that may be going on. Update 11/20/2008: Blowfish always offers free shipping on orders over $100.

Great Resources for Pumping Up The Endorphins

• The Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot
• Unleashing Her G-Spot Orgasm: A Step-by-Step Guide to Giving a Woman Ultimate Sexual Ecstasy
• Male Multiple Orgasm: Techniques That Guarantee You and Your Lover Intense Sexual Pleasure Again and Again and Again
• The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Unrated Widescreen Edition) – a hilarious comedy, and a fantastic ending that will make all us midlife crisisers wax nostalgic for the simpler times of free love and classic jams!